If you’re a Star Wars devotee, you’re not going to want to miss out on this! Our mom just found an old copy of Super Star Wars while reorganizing the storage room in the basement, and for a limited time, it is completely free while it sits in the trash bag in the hallway. Who doesn’t love a freebie, right? All you have to do is break into the house without her hearing, tear open the plastic garbage bag filled with our third-grade art projects and Godsmack posters, and then this SNES side-scrolling classic featuring Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the rest of the gang is yours. And as a bonus treat, our mom just told us she’s throwing five copies of Electronic Gaming Monthly from 1991 into the recycling bin as well, as one Sega Saturn controller has a pretty frayed cord, but would probably work just fine with a little duct tape wrapped around it. You’re going to want to get there sooner rather than later, though—trash day is Tuesday and there’s a chance it might rain.
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