Heads up, Square Enix fans! If you’ve been waiting to grab a copy of Kingdom Hearts III, now’s your chance because, for the next 30 seconds, it will be available for free while the GameStop clerk is doing something in the back. That’s right: This critically acclaimed action-RPG will be available for a 100% discount, but only as long as the balding retail clerk is in the backroom checking to see if they still stock PS3 controllers for that older guy who asked. So, what are you waiting for? This is your best opportunity to play as Sora, Goofy, and the rest of the gang, and we’ve seen it’s sitting right there on the counter, gleaming at you in its plastic-wrapped packaging. Plus, given how much noise the clerk is making rifling through merchandise back there, he doesn’t seem to be paying much attention. But act fast on this incredible deal, because the second he emerges from that door behind the cash register, this fitting addition to the Disney role-playing franchise will shoot right back up to its list price of $59.99.
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