Dirt Bag10/29/20Oct 29SaveDirt Bag10/29/20Dirt BagNo More Celebrities as Politicians, PleaseMegan Reynolds126This is purely my opinion and nothing else, but I think that it’s safe to say at this point that we, as a nation,…
Oct 28210/28/20Matthew McConaughey's Prophetic Wet Dreams, And Other Revelations From His MemoirMegan Reynolds14To fully understand Matthew McConaughey—actor, spiritual advisor, and all-around good-time man—one must first…
Dirt Bag10/28/20Oct 28SaveDirt Bag10/28/20Dirt BagSam Smith Has Hair Plugs and They Are NOT Ashamed!!Megan Reynolds42Humans are sensitive creatures, prone to collapse at the mere thought of hair loss. It’s fine, it’s whatever, bald…
Dirt Bag10/27/20Oct 27SaveDirt Bag10/27/20Dirt BagDrake Put Raisins in the What Now?Megan Reynolds72Canada’s saddest mans, Drake, threw a big ol’ birthday for himself over the weekend, celebrating turning 34 with a…
Dirt Bag10/26/20Oct 261Dirt Bag10/26/20Dirt BagIs Wendy Williams Okay?Megan Reynolds46I am asking this out of genuine concern for Mrs. How You Doin’, pictured above looking just fine, I suppose—should I…
Y/N10/23/20Oct 231Y/N10/23/20 Y/NDoes Ariana Grande's 'Positions' Sound Familiar to You?Maria Sherman, Megan Reynolds, and Joan Summers18 Hmmmmmmmm......: Ariana Grande, “Positions” - It would seem that Ariana Grande has, since the last time I saw her,…
Dirt Bag10/23/20Oct 231Dirt Bag10/23/20Dirt BagHere's Some Old Jennifer Lawrence/Anderson Cooper DramaMegan Reynolds23Let’s check in on America’s former sweetheart (I kid, that’s not a real thing), Jennifer Lawrence, who is probably…
Oct 22110/22/20 Joe Biden's Face Said What His Mouth and Body Could NotMegan Reynolds181Well, the final installation in the torture nightmare that was the presidential debates occurred Thursday and it was…
Dirt Bag10/22/20Oct 22SaveDirt Bag10/22/20Dirt BagNow That Anna Wintour Is Single, Maybe She and Bill Nighy Can Be Together ForeverMegan Reynolds54Breaking! News! Toot toot! Stop the presses! Anna Wintour and Shelby Bryan, some man she’s been spending time with…
Dirt Bag10/21/20Oct 21SaveDirt Bag10/21/20Dirt BagSusan Sarandon Is Trying to Start Dusty Beef With Cher Over a Movie from 1987?Megan Reynolds52Ah, yes, a normal morning, a day, Hump Day, ha ha, what’s on tap? I see. Beef, seared hard, still bloody, not…
Oct 20Save10/20/20America's Worst Couple Might Not Be Getting Married?!Megan Reynolds37Another day in paradise for me and maybe for you, but NOT for America’s worst couple who have been together for what…
Oct 19110/19/20This 'Dick Out on a Zoom Call' Story Is a Nightmare Scenario [Updated]Megan Reynolds99By now, we are all so accustomed to Zooms taking place of regular, in-person meetings that, ideally, we have figured…
Dirt Bag10/19/20Oct 192Dirt Bag10/19/20Dirt BagChris Pratt, Just Come Out and Say You're a Republican, Thanks!Megan Reynolds207Somehow, there are two more weeks left before Election Day, which is both comforting and nauseating. The next two…
Y/N10/16/20Oct 161Y/N10/16/20 Y/NDemi Lovato's 'Commander in Chief' Is Bad But the Sentiment Is Good, Please Just VoteMaria Sherman, Megan Reynolds, Shannon Melero, and 2 more7Demetria, honey, I’m sorry, no: Demi Lovato, “Commander in Chief”— Listen, I always want the best for Demi Lovato…
Elections10/16/20Oct 161Elections10/16/20ElectionsDonald Trump's 'Tone' Has Never ChangedMegan Reynolds86Nearly two weeks to the day Donald Trump announced that he had contracted a case of coronavirus, he participated in…
Shit I Bought10/16/20Oct 16SaveShit I Bought10/16/20Shit I BoughtAll the Shit I Bought to Live Alone and Love ItMegan Reynolds43Disclaimer: The editorial staff of Jezebel independently chooses each product in Shit I Bought, and every staffer…
Dirt Bag10/16/20Oct 161Dirt Bag10/16/20Dirt BagOh, OK, Taryn Manning and Dancing With the Stars Have Beef?Megan Reynolds41Hey, it’s Friday, that’s nice. Have some tea. Make a coffee. Find a biscotti, and pull up a chair for this very…
Dirt Bag10/15/20Oct 15SaveDirt Bag10/15/20Dirt BagWas Demi Lovato Censored by NBC at the Billboard Music Awards?!Megan Reynolds14At some point in the past few months, Kelly Clarkson stood on an empty soundstage somewhere in Hollywood and…
Dirt Bag10/14/20Oct 14SaveDirt Bag10/14/20Dirt BagBella Hadid Is Dating This Man Who Looks Like John Mayer, But Isn'tMegan Reynolds47Personally, I am thrilled that Bella Hadid has finally escaped her entanglement with the Weeknd once and for all,…
Y/N10/9/20Oct 9SaveY/N10/9/20 Y/NNothing Exudes the Painful Indelicacy of 2020 Like Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat's 'Baby, I'm Jealous'Maria Sherman and Megan Reynolds6It’s a no from me, dog: Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat, “Baby, I’m Jealous” - In the music video for “Baby, I’m Jealous,”…