Marnie Shure's posts

“Despite all that has changed in the past 365 days, the battle for poultry supremacy shows no signs of abating,” writ…

Summer 2020 has been a season of acquainting myself with the joys of hard seltzer, since I missed the boat last…

Update, August 14, 2020: This has been a tumultuous year for Claudio Velez, aka Chicago’s Tamale Guy. His business…

The Takeout would like to thank Nylon magazine for treating all matters of Rihanna with the close attention and…

When I was growing up in suburban Chicago, you could walk right up to the deserted drive-thru window of Dunkin’…

Update, August 13, 2020: More exciting jigsaw puzzle news, folks! The Kraken, purveyor of Kraken Rum, has an online…

When it comes to food-related TikTok videos, Aimee Levitt always spots the best ones. Today, she wrote about two new…

It’s still three and a half weeks until Labor Day, but major food brands are already itching to foist fall coziness…

The internet is a vast and intimidating landscape. Occasionally, this means that an idea of sheer and utter…

Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…

We have only ever discussed the trials and tribulations of Mr. Peanut reluctantly. That’s because the staff of The…

Did you know that Sour Patch Kids have been around for 35 years now? These Millennials have have grown up right…

It’s a Monday morning and we’ve already hit you with a dire aluminum can shortage, some bleak news out of Florida,…

This unabashedly leftist 10-part retrospective on America’s violent compulsion to meddle in Iraq tags the second…

Update, August 10, 2020: Since the U.S. is already dealing with an aluminum can shortage as more people stock up on…

We know him, we love (?) him: the eponymous Cap’n of Cap’n Crunch breakfast cereal. For decades, he’s encouraged us…

I’m either a very difficult person to buy a gift for, because I don’t ask for anything specific, or a very easy…

Update, August 6, 2020: Wendy’s wants us all to know that its breakfast sales are doing just fine, thank you very…

Here at The Takeout, we know more than a thing or two about the intersection of dog and human food. Whether you wish…

Starbucks has already teased the August return of its Pumpkin Spice Latte, ever a harbinger of the oversaturation of…