Lillian Stone's posts

I’ll say it: I’m a little bit of a crap baker. I’m impatient and prone to loosey-goosey measurements, which…

Utter two very specific syllables, and you’ll summon a High Octane Megazord full of Philadelphians. The syllables in…

The summer before my freshman year of college, I made minimum wage hand-carving shaved ice in a tiny,…

It’s hard to overstate the glories of the Trader Joe’s frozen food aisle. It’s a single person’s dream, all…

If you’ve ever knocked back a few cold ones and felt a strange attraction to your best friend’s mushroom-obsessed…

There are certain rules in life. Like Jim Croce said, you don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the…

I’m really sorry to do this on a Monday, but I come bearing bad news. Late last week, Dairy Queen announced that it…

Twitter is mostly bad, but it does have a way of resurfacing nostalgic pop culture touchstones. That happened over…

I don’t have a breakfast nook. I have a dining table in my dining room, which feels weird and formal since I live…

Donald Trump sits at Table 72 and only Table 72. We learn this in a new piece in the March 2021 issue of The…

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the home of cadaverous casseroles, exsanguinous eats, and snack-related sagas so…

This week, Frosted Flakes announced a partnership with “Frosted Flakes superfan” Shaquille O’Neal: a new Frosted…

College students are all about the two Ps: pizza and partying. “P” also stands for “pustule,” which is something…

We here at The Takeout are very fond of food history. Personally, I’m still reeling from the news of ancient snack…

Earlier today, we here at The Takeout noticed a peculiar phrase trending on Twitter. That phrase was “Rest In Piss.”…

Listen: I’m not gonna tell you what to do. I do all kinds of weird, gross stuff when left to my own devices. (It’s…

In season three of Bob’s Burgers, Tina Belcher describes walking into a supermarket dairy fridge as being “backstage…

I love mysteries. I like to sit on my little couch with my little dogs and pretend I’m a little investigator…

I’ve had food poisoning exactly twice. The first time was from a dubious hibachi seafood situation that left me…

There’s nothing worse than getting your vehicle stuck on a snowy hill. Except, of course, if that vehicle is a…