

Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…

I began recapping The Great British Baking Show for my fellow Americans in the year for which the term “dumpster fire

Nine weeks ago, I wrote that based on the quality of this year’s contestants, I truly believed that we were on the…

Welcome to Hibernation Holiday, The Takeout’s guide to celebrating Thanksgiving in the comfort of your own home—and…

Welcome to Hibernation Holiday, The Takeout’s guide to celebrating Thanksgiving in the comfort of your own home—and…

Welcome to Hibernation Holiday, The Takeout’s guide to celebrating Thanksgiving in the comfort of your own home—and…

Welcome to Hibernation Holiday, The Takeout’s guide to celebrating Thanksgiving in the comfort of your own home—and…

It has been five long years since Starbucks unwittingly entered The War on Christmas by issuing holiday cups that…

In the year I’ve been helming The Takeout’s Robot Beat, I’ve yet to report a win for the humans. That sad statistic…