News11/16/20Nov 16News11/16/20NewsAh, Shoot: We Forgot To Drain Our Xbox Over The Weekend And Now All The Game Fluid Leaked OutWell, dang it. We’re feeling pretty annoyed right now because we just walked into the OGN offices after taking the…
Slideshow11/13/20Nov 13Slideshow11/13/20SlideshowThe Must-Have Xbox Series X Launch TitlesPrepare yourself, Microsoft fans, the release of the Xbox Series X is finally here! Click on to see the must-have…
Slideshow11/6/20Nov 6Slideshow11/6/20SlideshowThe Must-Have PS5 Launch GamesThe next generation of Sony’s face-melting hardware is finally here! Take a spin through this slideshow to see all…
News10/14/20Oct 14News10/14/20NewsGamers, We Need To Come Clean: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Is Just A Lie We Made Up To Make You Like Us That Got Way Out Of HandHey, gamers! We know there’s one game left in this generation that’s been getting you more pumped than anything…
News10/9/20Oct 9News10/9/20NewsHurry Up! The First 100 OGE Attendees To Stop By The Nintendo Booth Today Will Get A Free Sample Of What Pikmin Taste LikeWith thousands flocking through the doors at the Zweibel Convention Center to attend our first-ever Onion Gamer…
News10/9/20Oct 9News10/9/20NewsSomeone Needs To Explain: The Upcoming Games In The ‘Mario,’ ‘GTA,’ and ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Series Are All Called ‘The Sands Of Time’Okay gamers, here at OGN, we pride ourselves on providing the most comprehensive look at the much-anticipated video…
Slideshow10/8/20Oct 8Slideshow10/8/20SlideshowHighlights Of The Onion Gamers Expo: Part 2Woof! And those are the final days in the bag for OGN’s first-ever gaming con. Are we the only ones who feel like…
News10/8/20Oct 8News10/8/20NewsMicrosoft Has Revealed Master Chief’s Teeth And They Are FilthyIn a jaw-dropping reveal at the Onion Gamer’s Expo that’s almost 20 years in the making, Microsoft just teased Halo…
Slideshow10/7/20Oct 7Slideshow10/7/20SlideshowHighlights Of The Onion Gamers Expo: Part 1And that’s a wrap on opening three days for our first-ever gaming conventions! There were breathtaking…
News10/7/20Oct 7News10/7/20NewsGamers, Are You Not Seeing All The Olives We Left Around The Expo Hall For You? Gotta Be Like 500 Dollars Worth Here, Be A Huge Waste If No One Eats AnySo far, so good at our first-ever gaming conference! We’ve witnessed some amazing panels, dream-come-true…
News10/7/20Oct 7News10/7/20NewsCome On, Man: Representatives From CD Projekt Red Are Completely Hogging All The Controllers At The Booth Where You Can Try Out ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Even Though It’s Their Own GameYou know what, OGN readers? We’ve seen some pretty unprofessional behavior before in the gaming industry, but this…
News10/7/20Oct 7News10/7/20NewsYikes: A Severely Overweight, Dead-Eyed Shigeru Miyamoto Showed Up To Our Gaming Festival 2 Days Late With His Eyebrows Shaved Off And Is Now Silently Wandering AroundStrap in, gamers, because this is a weird one. Two days after our staff expected him, a severely overweight,…
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Slideshow10/6/20Oct 6Slideshow10/6/20SlideshowTalk Around The Con: The Most Insane Quotes We Heard Around OGEStepping into the buzz of gaming celebrities, iconic designers, and voice actors on the floor at our first-ever…
News10/5/20Oct 5News10/5/20NewsEverything Is RUINED: Deborah Just Scheduled Her Video Game Expo For The Same Time As Ours Even Though We Already Opened Our Doors And Her Rich Parents Are Hiring Bobby FlayGoddamnit, gamers. We don’t know if you heard, but apparently, we aren’t allowed to have even one nice thing without…
Slideshow10/5/20Oct 5Slideshow10/5/20SlideshowVirtual Tour Of The OGN ConferenceWith the kickoff to our first-ever gaming convention just hours away, we know gamers are literally pounding at the…
News10/5/20Oct 5News10/5/20NewsMajor Letdown: Todd Howard Was Just About To Announce The Next ‘Elder Scrolls’ When A Huge Rat Pulled Him Down Into Some Reeds And Now Everything Is Eerily StillWe hate to be the bringer of bad news, gamers, but looks like we’ve got to report a pretty huge letdown coming out…
News9/30/20Sep 30News9/30/20NewsANNOUNCEMENT: We’re Proud To Announce The Onion Gamer Expo: A Weeklong, In-Person Video Game Conference Unafraid To Kick-Start The Resurgence In Our Global PandemicHere at the Onion Gamers Network, we have long operated under the principle that in an age of universal cowardice,…
News9/29/20Sep 29News9/29/20NewsDoing Their Part: Nintendo Is Encouraging Gamers To Register To Vote And Write In Mario For PresidentThis is really inspiring, gamers. With the coming election less than five weeks away, we need all hands on deck to…