News10/5/20Oct 5News10/5/20NewsEverything Is RUINED: Deborah Just Scheduled Her Video Game Expo For The Same Time As Ours Even Though We Already Opened Our Doors And Her Rich Parents Are Hiring Bobby FlayGoddamnit, gamers. We don’t know if you heard, but apparently, we aren’t allowed to have even one nice thing without…
Slideshow10/5/20Oct 5Slideshow10/5/20SlideshowVirtual Tour Of The OGN ConferenceWith the kickoff to our first-ever gaming convention just hours away, we know gamers are literally pounding at the…
News10/5/20Oct 5News10/5/20NewsMajor Letdown: Todd Howard Was Just About To Announce The Next ‘Elder Scrolls’ When A Huge Rat Pulled Him Down Into Some Reeds And Now Everything Is Eerily StillWe hate to be the bringer of bad news, gamers, but looks like we’ve got to report a pretty huge letdown coming out…
News9/30/20Sep 30News9/30/20NewsANNOUNCEMENT: We’re Proud To Announce The Onion Gamer Expo: A Weeklong, In-Person Video Game Conference Unafraid To Kick-Start The Resurgence In Our Global PandemicHere at the Onion Gamers Network, we have long operated under the principle that in an age of universal cowardice,…
News9/29/20Sep 29News9/29/20NewsDoing Their Part: Nintendo Is Encouraging Gamers To Register To Vote And Write In Mario For PresidentThis is really inspiring, gamers. With the coming election less than five weeks away, we need all hands on deck to…
Infographic9/28/20Sep 28Infographic9/28/20InfographicEverything We Know About ‘Amnesia: Rebirth’Fall is upon us, and with it comes the perfect season for another installment from one of the best examples of the…
Slideshow9/25/20Sep 25Slideshow9/25/20SlideshowMost Anticipated Games Of The FallAutumn is often one of the crowning seasons of gaming, and with a slate including heady sci-fi adventures to sequels…
News9/23/20Sep 23News9/23/20NewsMajor Letdown: It Looks Like The Witch Who Hexed Us To Be Infertile Until There Are 20 Main Series ‘Zelda’ Games Considers The New ‘Breath Of The Wild’ Prequel To Be A SpinoffWell, this is a huge bummer, gamers, but it’s looking like the witch who hexed us to be infertile until there are 20…
News9/14/20Sep 14News9/14/20NewsConsole Wars: Sony Undercuts Xbox’s $500 Price By Printing Counterfeit Bills To Cause Hyperinflation And Make The American Dollar WorthlessOh boy, gamers, Microsoft is not gonna be happy about this one! After last week’s $499 price reveal of the upcoming…
News9/11/20Sep 11News9/11/20NewsGamers, This Might Be The Sambuca Talking, But ‘Fall Guys’ Is An Energetic Spin On The Battle Royale GenreBoy oh boy, gamers, we’re just living life out here, really just vibing with the scene tonight, so you’ve got to…
News9/9/20Sep 9News9/9/20NewsIncredible ‘Sims’ Cosplay: This Guy Pissed Himself And Immediately Cried About ItTalk about some incredible Sims cosplay, gamers: This guy pissed himself and immediately started crying about it.
News9/4/20Sep 4News9/4/20NewsNostalgia Trip: ‘Tony Hawk's Pro Skater’ Developers Confirm Remake's Only Change Will Be Every Character Knowing The Iraq War HappenedWhen we heard the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2 remaster would be hitting shelves in September, we knew we’d be in…
News8/28/20Aug 28News8/28/20NewsTouching: After Bethesda Heard This Grandpa Loves ‘Skyrim,’ They Decided To Make Him The Next ‘Elder Scrolls’ Only CharacterThis can be a cynical business, gamers, but every once in a while, a story comes along that warms our hearts.…
Infographic8/27/20Aug 27Infographic8/27/20InfographicEverything You Need To Know About ‘Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War’Given the insanity of 2020, you’d be forgiven for forgetting that it’s been over two years since the last Call Of…
News8/24/20Aug 24News8/24/20NewsTrouble Not Your Mind, Gamers: Video Games Are Considered Cool Right NowHere at OGN, we’re often struck with a vague inkling that something is terribly amiss, and if you’re a reader, you…
News8/21/20Aug 21News8/21/20NewsGamers Will Love This: Sometimes It’s Just Fun To Relax With A Nice Jigsaw PuzzleAttention all gamers! Strap in and get pumped because we’ve got awesome news that you are going to absolutely love:…
News8/19/20Aug 19News8/19/20NewsWhile Abraham Lincoln Was Great In Many Ways, We At OGN Must Examine His Troubling Legacy Of Never Playing Video GamesIn recent months, the United States has been undergoing a reckoning over its troubled history. At times such as…
News8/14/20Aug 14News8/14/20NewsNinja’s Back: Tyler Blevins Has Returned To Streaming On Twitch After Getting Some Cereal From The PantryAll rise, gamers, for the king has returned! That’s right, everyone’s favorite Fortnite and Valorant streamer Tyler…