News7/6/20Jul 6News7/6/20NewsGet Excited, Gamers! Activision Shot Down A French Plane Over Icelandic Waters To Start A New War To Set ‘Call Of Duty’ Games In
Onion Magazine7/3/20Jul 3Onion Magazine7/3/20Onion MagazineDoes Anyone Want To Play A Few Rounds Of Command & Conquer: Red Alert Against Us?
News7/1/20Jul 1News7/1/20NewsCome On: Someone Just Spray-Painted ‘Gamers Rule’ On The Taj Mahal And, While We Generally Agree, It’s Pretty Messed Up To Deface A Cultural Landmark
News in Brief6/24/20Jun 24News in Brief6/24/20News in BriefGamers, We Just Spent 4 Days Trapped In A Rolled-Over Minivan And We’re Genuinely Pissed That Nobody Reported Us Missing When We Didn’t Cover The ‘Ratchet & Clank’ News
News in Brief6/18/20Jun 18News in Brief6/18/20News in BriefSony Reveals PS5 Fully Customizable With Different Little Hats
News in Brief6/17/20Jun 17News in Brief6/17/20News in BriefReport: There Already 5 Million Players Who Are Better Than You’ll Ever Be At ‘Valorant’
Infographic6/15/20Jun 15Infographic6/15/20InfographicThe Biggest Titles Announced At The PS5 Game Lineup Event
News6/12/20Jun 12News6/12/20NewsBrutal: Playstation Has Cancelled The Entire PS5 Game Lineup After @NicoBoy95 Commented ‘No One Cares’ On Their Livestream
Jun 126/12/20Sorry Gamers: ‘The Last Of Us Part II’ Has Been Delayed Again Because Naughty Dog’s Headquarters Fell Into The Ocean
News6/10/20Jun 10News6/10/20News‘Banjo-Kazooie’ Fans Will Love This: This Man Threw His Bird On The Ground
News6/9/20Jun 9News6/9/20NewsMajor Hype: Gamers Have Been Divorcing Their Spouses Because They Aren’t As Beautiful As The Graphics On ‘Unreal Engine 5’
News6/5/20Jun 5News6/5/20NewsLetdown: Naughty Dog Says They Worked So Hard On ‘The Last Of Us II’s Amazing Cutscenes, They Only Had Time To Create A Basic Word Puzzler For Gameplay
News5/29/20May 29News5/29/20NewsMajor Relief: Blizzard Has Announced That ‘Overwatch’ Players Will Be Able To Carry Over Their Unlocked Skins And Emotes Into The Afterlife
News5/27/20May 27News5/27/20NewsInspiring: CD Projekt Red To Immortalize Programmers Who Died Making ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ As NPCs So They Can Serve CD Projekt Forever
News5/25/20May 25News5/25/20NewsComplete Bullshit: Designers Of This Online Shooter Made It So This Guy Died Even Though He Totally Ducked
News5/20/20May 20News5/20/20NewsGood News, ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things
News5/18/20May 18News5/18/20NewsTerrifying Implications: Leaked Nintendo Source Code Could Give Terrorists The Ability To Weaponize Kirby
